Mother Fuck a War!

Today I found out some very disturbing news... apparently the beloved television show "cavemen" has been canceled. I find this news rather shocking and to be quite honest I am utterly disgusted. How could god let this happen?!? How could America let this happen?!? Would you just sit back and do nothing as an innocent child were murdered before you very eyes. Would you let hooligans burn down all of you libraries and museums? I think not!! Please sign my petition to stop the cancellation of an equally important part of our heritage and way of life.

FUCK JUNO

I hate how every year there is a quirky movie that catches the hearts of the entire general public and they then feel that they have the god given right, no the obligation to god and their country to quote the hell out of it. If I have to hear someone say "honest to blog" or "wizard!" one more time, I will murder them. I swear this is worse than hearing everyone say "gosh!" and "your mom goes to college" every time I would show my face in public when Napoleon dynamite came out. I will admit that seeing these movies before the entire country decided it was their duty to quote the living fuck out of them, I actually liked them okay. But this is the same public that still rocks out to sublime "what I got" every day as they jam their way through life. So yes, fuck Juno... and fuck the American public.